Holey one. Hole-in-one. Holy one.
When you realize you relate more to the villains of the Bible than the heroes...
Wish list: hippopotamus, two front teeth, Red Ryder range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, you
Is it too early to listen to Christmas music?
How to tell a Christian's angry.
Me, exhausted, waiting for those eagles' wings.
Pro tip: Pray before you eat the free chips and salsa. The calories probably won’t disappear, but it couldn’t hurt, right?
Jesus, you turned water to wine. How about some of these bills into cash?
I forgave them, God. But feel free to send a plague or two.
Gideon's search history. (1) Midianite weaknesses (2) does fleece hold dew? (3) lessons from movie "300" (4) surprise attacks with torches and trumpets
Diet before or after Christmas?
Our church has the second best group of people in town. (We're also humble.)
Me reading the Bible trying to find where it says I have to like and share a post to show I love Jesus.
Most Humble
Nobody: Christians: Bless this meal to the nourishment of our bodies.
Find My Prophets. Jonah.
Which accomplishment gives you more bragging rights?
Proverbs: Wounds from a sincere friend are better... My friends taking the verse literally:
Which would be the harder offense to forgive?
What do you call a shrimp who doesn't invite their friend to church? Shellfish.
Volunteer opportunities. Friendships. Coincidence? We think not.
Me: *yells at someone in traffic* The fish on my bumper:
_________ your enemies. (Which fills in the blank?) (a) Dominate (b) Gossip about (c) Hate (d) Secretly plot the demise of (e) None of the above
Make people agree with you. Not In There 5:6
