1. Reading the same verse five times and because you can’t focus. 2. Accidentally opening to Leviticus and closing your Bible for the rest of the week. 3. Buying a new Bible because a fresh start seemed easier than finishing the old one. 4. Opening to a random page, reading one verse, and calling it a quiet time. 5. When your unsaved friend accidentally quotes the Bible but you play it cool. 6. Texting someone a verse because you couldn't keep it to yourself. 7. The first time you read the Bible not because you had to but because you actually wanted to.

Me reading the Bible trying to find where it says I have to like and share a post to show I love Jesus.

Your Bible watching you ask ChatGPT how to find peace.

"The Bible: Don’t be afraid. Also the Bible: *describes angels, UFOs, an enemy who wants to kill you, the stuff in Revelation…*"