What do you call a shrimp who doesn't invite their friend to church? Shellfish.

Pro tip: Pray before you eat the free chips and salsa. The calories probably won’t disappear, but it couldn’t hurt, right?

You get one movie to describe our pastor to a stranger…what movie you picking?

Build your Christmas Lineup: Santa Claus - Last person you texted. Buddy the Elf - The last friend you saw in person. Rudolph - Your first mention. Frosty - First person in your contacts. Scrooge - Your oldest sibling.