When a celebrity thanks God in their speech and you're trying to figure out if they're Christian.
When you use "thus" in a prayer.
I got 99 problems but reckless love ain't one.
Waking up for church on Daylight Savings Sunday like...
There are three types of people in the world: 1. those who can count 2. those who can't
When a parent picks up their child from the nursery, the rest of the kids be like...
When the waiter asks if you saved room for dessert.
Jesus: I am the light of the world. Moths: Be right there!
Swear Jar. Not remembering that one guy’s name jar.
When you're working on that new you but still love donuts.
When the waiter asks if you're done with your plate.
Let's get this bread.
1 min: time it takes to make a new friend at church. 5 min: time it takes Pastor to finish praying. 2 hrs: time it takes to decide what to eat after church.
Me not wanting to raise my hands. "Reckless Love"
When you accidentally show up too early for church and wonder if you missed the rapture.
