For everyone attempting to work from home today: Tell us something your kids did but call them your "co-workers"
You belong (not) here. Home.
Welcome Home (Literally)
On the 8th day, God created...
Happy Pi Day!
You were raised to new life
How long is the perfect nap?
Text conversation: Delilah: Why won't you tell me the secret of your strength? Samson: Fine...it's my hair. Delilah: He says it's his hair. Can you guys shave it tonight? Delilah: Oops...meant to send that to someone else. Samson: No worries. ILY!
Show us a pic of your pet!
Eve's search history: do snakes talk? weird fruit poisonous? how to know if you're naked. best leaves for clothes. how painful is childbirth?
Me when I see "invite your friend to church."
Tell us the story of your first crush.
When you realize the Armor of God doesn't have pants.
Game Day Party Bingo
Hugs are: ? necessary ❤️ the best ? awkward ? the worst
How to invite someone to church in ten steps. 1. Do 2. You 3. Want 4. To 5. Come 6. To 7. Church 8. With 9. Me 10. ?
Then the Pharisees went out and laid plans to trap him... - Matthew 22:15
When the guitar solo goes too far.
Me calculating when my first cheat day will be.
Text: Herod: Did you find the baby yet? GPS: Rerouting.
6 More Days!
What's the weirdest Christmas gift you've ever received?
Misheard Christmas lyrics: He’s making a list, of chicken and rice... Yet in thy dark streets China... Don we now our day of peril, fa la la la la... Joy to the world! The Lord has gum...
Thanksgiving Pie Chart
Jesus multiplying loaves of bread: This is how I roll.
How I feel when pastor asks a question from stage and I get it right
Me when someone grabs the donut I wanted.
Walking into church with an extra hour of sleep like...
How I watch commercials during scary movie season:
Before David cleared his search history: girl bathing on roof, Bathsheba, is Bathsheba single?, how to betray your friend
Disciples: We're hungry. Jesus: (Copy loaves and fish)
