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Nobody: Christians: Bless this meal to the nourishment of our bodies.

Find My Prophets. Jonah.

Which accomplishment gives you more bragging rights?

Proverbs: Wounds from a sincere friend are better... My friends taking the verse literally:

Which would be the harder offense to forgive?

What do you call a shrimp who doesn't invite their friend to church? Shellfish.

Volunteer opportunities. Friendships. Coincidence? We think not.

Me: *yells at someone in traffic* The fish on my bumper:

_________ your enemies. (Which fills in the blank?) (a) Dominate (b) Gossip about (c) Hate (d) Secretly plot the demise of (e) None of the above

Make people agree with you. Not In There 5:6

If food bloggers can do all this with cauliflower, think of all God can do with you.

Reminder: You were supposed to meet up with that one person from church. You're Welcome

The story of Jacob and Esau: Birth right. I participated.

Daniel trying to decide if he should get another cat.

Sheep: Hey, I know that voice. Yo God, is that you? I'd know that voice anywhere.

Which of these is true of Father Abraham? (a) Had many sons. (b) Many sons had Father Abraham. (c) I am one of them. (d) So are you. (e) All of the above.

When you're trying to make sure you don't accidentally forgive someone more than 70x7 times. Laura: |||||||||| Andrea: ||||||||||||

Is someone being mean to you? - Yes - No - Is it online? - Yes - No - Is there something you can gain from this relationship? - Yes - No - Be kind to them.

Pay to the Order of: Sinner. Death.

David's shopping list: Bread for brothers. Sling. Five stones. Sword (crossed out) Never mind, I'll get one later.

Planet: I declare the glory of God. Star: Me too. Star: Ditto.

Error message. Samson, are you sure you want to tell Delilah the secret of your strength? She's already betrayed you three times. Yes. Of course!

Select all images that show what can separate us from the love of God. Verify.

Jesus' run. Start walking.