"When you’re praying and don’t give God a chance to respond: Dear God, it’s me again. I really like this guy but there are some serious red flags. If he’s not your will for me, just go ahead and tell me. Okay cool. Gonna date him. Ttyl! God. (Typing)"
You're saving a seat for someone at church. What are you using?
The six friends you need at church.
Marriage is God's way of humbling men who think they're awesome
Strong Soldiers
Christmas according to autocorrect:
Ways To Impress People Praying
"Me: God, if I should follow my heart, give me a sign. The signs: (stop light, stop sign, don’t, u turn)"
"The Bible: Don’t be afraid. Also the Bible: *describes angels, UFOs, an enemy who wants to kill you, the stuff in Revelation…*"
How to sneak into church so you never have to leave. Why did you swipe? 👀
When that extra hour of sleep hits.
Sure, ghosts are scary. But have you ever accidentally “liked” an ex’s pic on social media?
When Pastor preaches about loving the unlovable and suddenly you get a bunch of encouraging text messages
Daniel slept in a lion's den, Peter slept in a prison, Jesus slept in a storm. No matter the circumstance, you can take a nap.
Some people are sweet, some salty, and some bitter, and some are even spicy. But all the flavors are necessary for what God’s making.
Live footage of the energy I have left for any plan that God isn't behind:
How to define your dating relationship at church.
What should be considered an Olympic sport at church?
When everything’s falling apart at your job but you work for God, not man.
Post Church Nap
Reasons To Not Go To Church
Jesus promised living water and I’m out here trying to make it by with coffee
I don’t understand why I don’t have more friends at church. Also me as soon as service ends:
A Little Too Good
The Bible: Do your work as unto the Lord. My work: "Per my last email…"
Angel: Don't be afraid. The angel:
Them: Trusting in God is too scary. Feels way too risky. *checks on stock portfolio*
May the 4th be with you!
Fear may have teeth, but I'm a dentist with a drill.
Jesus: Forgives me from every sin I’ve ever committed Me: Holds a grudge on the kid that made fun of me in fifth grade
Me trying to serve both God and money: clown image
