I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael Scott. Happy Friday the 13th!
Monday emojis: ☕️???
What are your top three fast food restaurants?
When I'm most likely to get mad at fellow drivers. 35% On my way to work. 10% Heading to a restaurant. 100% Driving to church.
Do you prefer your waffles with or without chicken?
Kids get the Tooth Fairy. Adults should get: The Key Fairy, The Sock Fairy, The Remote Fairy, The Password Fairy
When a celebrity thanks God in their speech and you're trying to figure out if they're Christian.
There are three types of people in the world: 1. those who can count 2. those who can't
What movie traumatized you as a child?
Rewrite your favorite Bible verse the way a cat would write it.
Who’s the most iconic duo?
Avocados go best with...
And friends are friends forever, If the Lord's the Lord of them
Swear Jar. Not remembering that one guy’s name jar.
1 min: time it takes to make a new friend at church. 5 min: time it takes Pastor to finish praying. 2 hrs: time it takes to decide what to eat after church.
Conversations with dad. Dad: How was church this morning? Me: ????? Dad: There was a fire?! Was anyone hurt?! Me: ?
Tag someone you know who takes a lot of selfies.
One has to go: Lays BBQ Chips, Hot Cheetos, Doritos, Funyuns
Tell us your best dad joke.
What's the worst pizza topping: pineapple, anchovies, mushrooms
When you remember it's youth night.
Eliminate one: chocolate, bacon, bread.
If you could make an 11th Commandment, what would it be?
"Love only those who are like you." - Not In There 5:13
