Then the Pharisees went out and laid plans to trap him... - Matthew 22:15
When the guitar solo goes too far.
Me calculating when my first cheat day will be.
Text: Herod: Did you find the baby yet? GPS: Rerouting.
6 More Days!
What are the three best Christmas movies?
What's the weirdest Christmas gift you've ever received?
Which Christmas cookie needs to go? Snickerdoodles. Sugar cookies. Gingerbread. Chocolate chip cookies.
Misheard Christmas lyrics: He’s making a list, of chicken and rice... Yet in thy dark streets China... Don we now our day of peril, fa la la la la... Joy to the world! The Lord has gum...
Thanksgiving Pie Chart
Jesus multiplying loaves of bread: This is how I roll.
How I feel when pastor asks a question from stage and I get it right
Me when someone grabs the donut I wanted.
Walking into church with an extra hour of sleep like...
Fall back this Sunday.
How I watch commercials during scary movie season:
Before David cleared his search history: girl bathing on roof, Bathsheba, is Bathsheba single?, how to betray your friend
We love candy
Disciples: We're hungry. Jesus: (Copy loaves and fish)
What gives people feelings of power. Money. Status. Being the first one to clap when Pastor's point was good.
The limit does not exist.
Draw a funny Halloween costume. Screenshot, share, and tag us!
Prophets. God: Hey, I need someone to go to Nineveh. Jonah, you down? Jonah left the conversation. God added Big Fish to the conversation.
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