Build your Christmas Lineup: Santa Claus - Last person you texted. Buddy the Elf - The last friend you saw in person. Rudolph - Your first mention. Frosty - First person in your contacts. Scrooge - Your oldest sibling.
Thanksgiving. Don't forget the dog.
Church. Ingredients: - tons of imperfect people - one guy who sings way too loud - one focus: God - hundred hands raised - tablespoon of high fives - a dash of you
Which animal do you think gave Noah the most trouble on the ark?