I got 99 problems but reckless love ain't one.
"Parents, please stop creating fictional characters to manipulate your children." - Santa
When the waiter asks if you saved room for dessert.
When the waiter asks if you're done with your plate.
One extra hour!!!!
Hipsters: Be sure to turn your old-timey clocks back one hour tonight. Everyone else: You’re fine. Your clocks probably do it on their own.
My pastor in a single gif.
When you accidentally show up too early for church and wonder if you missed the rapture.
Waking up for church on Daylight Savings Sunday like...
Jesus: I am the light of the world. Moths: Be right there!
Let's get this bread.
If your boss were a song, which would they be?
Tag your friends. Most likely to drink all the coffee. Loudest singer during worship. Last person to leave when the service is over. The person our pastor is most likely talking about during the message.
Donut give up
What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
Describe your mom using emojis.
What gif describes your feelings about losing an hour of sleep tonight?
Describe your Monday using a movie title.
Post a picture of your view right now.
How many pieces of pizza is the perfect serving?
Nachos vs Wings
Who's going to win?
Guac vs Queso
Not today, groundhog.
