Spring Forward this weekend
What's the name of that cool person you met at church today?
We discovered the formula for a perfect church.
Don’t swipe
Remember to fall back this Saturday night!
?? Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. ??
How to sneak a peek at your gifts without getting caught.
How to resist the urge to grab your phone during the sermon
How to get through Thanksgiving without having to be thankful.
Your Bible watching you ask ChatGPT how to find peace: ?
Keyboard shortcuts for Christians at work:
Do you pronounce it amen or amen?
Things you shouldn't be drinking as a Christian
Be honest. How much of your kids' candy did you eat last night while they were sleeping?
Running on the Holy Spirit, coffee, and a few fun-sized candy bars. ?
How did you use your extra hour?
Scary movies? Please. I serve the God who created this and said, “Yeah, that’s good.”
I need a cup of coffee and a whole lot of Holy Spirit to get me through this day.
Happy Thanksgiving
We were reading the book of Numbers and we realized we didn’t have yours. ?
Here’s your verse for the day based on your coffee order
I fight against temptation but sometimes it feels like temptation has a black belt.
Person who wants to come to church with me says what?
God, grant me the focus of someone who can read the lists of names in the Bible and not nod off.
