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If someone created a TV show about our church, what would they call it?

Me thinking about all the resolutions I've already broken.

Jan 30, 2021

Groundhog Day

Feb 2, 2021

If Pastor was a comic book hero, which would he be and why?

New month... Should we just start 2026 over from here?

Jesus: Let your light shine before men. Modern-day Christian: *shoots laser pointer in the eye of someone who disagrees with them*

I NEED A HUGe amount of coffee

Jan 21, 2021

Let autocorrect finish this verse: What does the LORD require of you, but to do...

Jan 19, 2021

You have been swallowed by a whale.

Jan 16, 2021

The brain of a worshiper: raise hands. hope they do another bridge. clap. sing like no one's listening. drum on the seat in front of me. thank God.

Jan 12, 2021

Who would you choose as a roommate? Noah, but a steady stream of animals come through your house. Jonah, but he still smells like the inside of a fish. Eve, but she's always peer pressuring you. Ruth, but her mother-in-law lives with you.

Jan 7, 2021

Bible character New Year's resolutions. Jonah: stay away from boats and open water this year. Eve: learn more about picking produce. Peter: be more loyal to friends. Goliath: stop bullying Israelites.

Jan 3, 2021

Post a gif that best sums up 2026.

We don't mean to jinx it...but...guys...we almost survived 2026.

The last digit in your phone number is the reindeer you are on Santa's sleigh

Dec 23, 2020

Christmas: Turkey or ham?

Ruin a Christmas song by changing one word of its title.

Dec 13, 2020

Bethlehem Hotel. Mary: I need a room for December 24th. Hotel: Sorry, we have no more rooms available. Mary: I'm going to need to speak to your manger. Hotel: Weird request, but okay. Mary: ... (typing)

Dec 8, 2020