Memes

1. When the Bible app is on page one of your phone but 0 minutes of your screen time report. 2. Reading the verse of the day and calling it your quiet time. 3. When your Bible reading consists of rereading stuff you highlighted in 2019. 4. When your favorite book of the Bible is Romans but you haven’t read past chapter 8.

1. When the devil tells you “your not enough”… 2. Remind him it’s spelled “you’re”.

1. I sang: “You're worthy of it all.” But sometimes Instagram gets my best 2. I sang: “I surrender all.” But I’m still stressed about next week. 3. I sang: “Your grace is all I need.” But I also have a few backup plans in case you don’t come through. 4. I sang: “I will trust in you.” But I’m getting ChatGPTs opinion just in case. 5. I sang: “You are all I want.” Except I have a pretty long wishlist of other things too. 6. Sometimes we sing to remind our hearts about how things should be. Keep singing.

Being a Christian at church is easy. Being a Christian at work takes guts.

Nothing exposes how much growing you have left to do like being cut off in traffic on the way to church.

1. Praying “Your will be done" but reminding Him what you want just in case. 2. Watching everyone around you receive the thing you've been praying for. 3. Surrendering something to God on Monday and picking it back up by Wednesday. 4. Being scared that if you fully surrender God will take that as permission to say no. 5. The moment you realize the waiting changed something in you that the answer never could have.

The modernized Bible just doesn’t hit the same…

I'm trying to be more like Jesus this year. *flips tables*

If Church Volunteers Were Star Wars Characters

Your Bible watching you ask ChatGPT how to find peace.

What's the name of that cool person you met at church today?

Keyboard shortcuts for Christians at work:

Do you pronounce it amen or amen?

Things you shouldn't be drinking as a Christian

Running on the Holy Spirit, coffee, and a few fun-sized candy bars. ?

Scary movies? Please. I serve the God who created this and said, “Yeah, that’s good.”

We were reading the book of Numbers and we realized we didn’t have yours. ?

God, grant me the focus of someone who can read the lists of names in the Bible and not nod off.

When you offer to pray for someone and God answers your prayer.

The many faces of reading the Bible:

How it feels to resist the temptation I gave in to the last 10 times.

Jesus’ Laptop: Are you sure you want to clear their history?