Labor Day. Don't forget to set your "out of office"

There's a seat with your name on it. (Not really, that would be creepy. But figuratively, yeah...)

If you aren't there this Sunday...someone won't have someone to shake hands with during greeting time.

Them: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Me: Of course you can come to church with me! I'll save you a seat!