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May 6, 2024

Angel: Don’t be afraid. The angel:

May 6, 2024

Them: Trusting in God is too scary. Feels way too risky. *checks on stock portfolio*

April 28, 2024

Fear may have teeth, but I’m a dentist with a drill.

April 2, 2024

Jesus: Forgives me from every sin I’ve ever committed Me: Holds a grudge on the kid that made fun of me in fifth grade

April 2, 2024

Me trying to serve both God and money: clown image

April 1, 2024

“How I think forgiveness should feel as a Christian: *sun shining, bird singing* How it actually feels: *grumpy...

March 27, 2024

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4 Bible verses to passive aggressively use at work to get what you want.

March 27, 2024

Your Bible app watching you open Instagram again:

February 28, 2024

Them: We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. Me: Of course you can come to ch...

February 8, 2024

D&D Ways to Start a Prayer

January 29, 2024

Jesus: Forgive them. Me: I hear you. But can I just make them pay a little bit? Me: Like forgive them but also you se...

January 17, 2024

Holey one. Hole-in-one. Holy one.

January 17, 2024

When you realize you relate more to the villains of the Bible than the heroes…

January 12, 2024

Wish list: hippopotamus, two front teeth, Red Ryder range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, you

November 13, 2023

Is it too early to listen to Christmas music?

October 30, 2023

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How to tell a Christian’s angry.

August 31, 2023

Me, exhausted, waiting for those eagles’ wings.

July 20, 2023

Pro tip: Pray before you eat the free chips and salsa. The calories probably won’t disappear, but it couldn’t hurt, r...

July 20, 2023

Jesus, you turned water to wine. How about some of these bills into cash?

May 17, 2023

I forgave them, God. But feel free to send a plague or two.

May 3, 2023

Gideon’s search history. (1) Midianite weaknesses (2) does fleece hold dew? (3) lessons from movie “300&#...

February 7, 2023

Diet before or after Christmas?

December 15, 2022

Our church has the second best group of people in town. (We’re also humble.)

August 12, 2022

Me reading the Bible trying to find where it says I have to like and share a post to show I love Jesus.

July 12, 2022

Most Humble

May 20, 2022

Nobody: Christians: Bless this meal to the nourishment of our bodies.

October 20, 2021

Find My Prophets. Jonah.

September 5, 2021

Which accomplishment gives you more bragging rights?

August 22, 2021

Proverbs: Wounds from a sincere friend are better… My friends taking the verse literally:

August 20, 2021

Which would be the harder offense to forgive?

August 14, 2021

What do you call a shrimp who doesn’t invite their friend to church? Shellfish.

July 1, 2021