Jesus multiplying loaves of bread: This is how I roll.

November 15, 2019

How I feel when pastor asks a question from stage and I get it right

November 12, 2019

Me when someone grabs the donut I wanted.

November 7, 2019

Walking into church with an extra hour of sleep like…

November 3, 2019

How I watch commercials during scary movie season:

October 20, 2019

Before David cleared his search history: girl bathing on roof, Bathsheba, is Bathsheba single?, how to betray your fr...

October 17, 2019

Disciples: We’re hungry. Jesus: (Copy loaves and fish)

October 12, 2019

What gives people feelings of power. Money. Status. Being the first one to clap when Pastor’s point was good.

October 8, 2019

The limit does not exist.

October 3, 2019

Prophets. God: Hey, I need someone to go to Nineveh. Jonah, you down? Jonah left the conversation. God added Big Fish...

September 19, 2019

Join us this week for Pumpkin Spice Communion!

September 16, 2019

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott. Happy Friday the 13th!

September 13, 2019

Monday emojis: ☕️???

September 9, 2019

When I’m most likely to get mad at fellow drivers. 35% On my way to work. 10% Heading to a restaurant. 100% Dri...

September 4, 2019

Kids get the Tooth Fairy. Adults should get: The Key Fairy, The Sock Fairy, The Remote Fairy, The Password Fairy

August 22, 2019

When a celebrity thanks God in their speech and you’re trying to figure out if they’re Christian.

August 19, 2019

There are three types of people in the world: 1. those who can count 2. those who can’t

August 16, 2019

What movie traumatized you as a child?

August 12, 2019

Rewrite your favorite Bible verse the way a cat would write it.

August 8, 2019

And friends are friends forever, If the Lord’s the Lord of them

July 30, 2019

Swear Jar. Not remembering that one guy’s name jar.

July 24, 2019

1 min: time it takes to make a new friend at church. 5 min: time it takes Pastor to finish praying. 2 hrs: time it ta...

July 14, 2019

Tag someone you know who takes a lot of selfies.

June 21, 2019

What’s the worst pizza topping: pineapple, anchovies, mushrooms

June 14, 2019

When you remember it’s youth night.

June 12, 2019

If you could make an 11th Commandment, what would it be?

June 6, 2019

“Love only those who are like you.” – Not In There 5:13

June 6, 2019

What gif best describes how church was today?

June 2, 2019

Did you know: On this day in 1976, The Who set the record for the loudest concert of all time at 120 DB. For referenc...

May 31, 2019

Without using numbers, tell us how old you are.

May 29, 2019

Stop hitting yourself. Happy National Brother Day.

May 24, 2019

Don’t let this Monday be mundane.

May 20, 2019