The brain of a worshiper: raise hands. hope they do another bridge. clap. sing like no one's listening. drum on the seat in front of me. thank God.

Holey one. Hole-in-one. Holy one.

Set your clocks back this Saturday night!

Who would you choose as a roommate? Noah, but a steady stream of animals come through your house. Jonah, but he still smells like the inside of a fish. Eve, but she's always peer pressuring you. Ruth, but her mother-in-law lives with you.