Pay to the Order of: Sinner. Death.

Build your Christmas Lineup: Santa Claus - Last person you texted. Buddy the Elf - The last friend you saw in person. Rudolph - Your first mention. Frosty - First person in your contacts. Scrooge - Your oldest sibling.

Who would you choose as a roommate? Noah, but a steady stream of animals come through your house. Jonah, but he still smells like the inside of a fish. Eve, but she's always peer pressuring you. Ruth, but her mother-in-law lives with you.

Me reading the Bible trying to find where it says I have to like and share a post to show I love Jesus.