Who would you choose as a roommate? Noah, but a steady stream of animals come through your house. Jonah, but he still smells like the inside of a fish. Eve, but she's always peer pressuring you. Ruth, but her mother-in-law lives with you.

What should be considered an Olympic sport at church?

Reminder: You were supposed to meet up with that one person from church. You're Welcome

You have been swallowed by a whale.