Marriage is God's way of humbling men who think they're awesome

Build your Christmas Lineup: Santa Claus - Last person you texted. Buddy the Elf - The last friend you saw in person. Rudolph - Your first mention. Frosty - First person in your contacts. Scrooge - Your oldest sibling.

What friend are you most excited to buy a Christmas gift for?

The six friends you need at church.