Me thinking about all the resolutions I've already broken.

The story of Jacob and Esau: Birth right. I participated.

Me: *yells at someone in traffic* The fish on my bumper:

Who would you choose as a roommate? Noah, but a steady stream of animals come through your house. Jonah, but he still smells like the inside of a fish. Eve, but she's always peer pressuring you. Ruth, but her mother-in-law lives with you.