Don’t swipe
Jesus: Forgive them. Me: I hear you. But can I just make them pay a little bit? Me: Like forgive them but also you send some lightning their way or something? Jesus: ?
Them: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Me: Of course you can come to church with me! I'll save you a seat!
When you realize you relate more to the villains of the Bible than the heroes...
