Me: *yells at someone in traffic* The fish on my bumper:

Which animal do you think gave Noah the most trouble on the ark?

You get one movie to describe our pastor to a stranger…what movie you picking?

Build your Christmas Lineup: Santa Claus - Last person you texted. Buddy the Elf - The last friend you saw in person. Rudolph - Your first mention. Frosty - First person in your contacts. Scrooge - Your oldest sibling.