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Things you shouldn't be drinking as a Christian

A lighthearted carousel that sparks conversation with a tongue-in-cheek take on things Christians shouldn't be drinking.

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Not to get legalistic here, but if you're a believer, you shouldn't be drinking these things.
If you've been drinking these things, it's time to repent. The prayer team is available.

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