Angel: Don't be afraid. The angel:

"How I think forgiveness should feel as a Christian: *sun shining, bird singing* How it actually feels: *grumpy face*"

Jesus: Forgive them. Me: I hear you. But can I just make them pay a little bit? Me: Like forgive them but also you send some lightning their way or something? Jesus: ?

Error message. Samson, are you sure you want to tell Delilah the secret of your strength? She's already betrayed you three times. Yes. Of course!