1. For all the horrible puns…2. For all the roughhousing that got a little too rough…3. For all the “don’t tell your mom” moments…4. For all the times you said “I’m just resting my eyes”…5. For all the rides on your shoulders…6. We say Happy Father’s Day.

The brain of a worshiper: raise hands. hope they do another bridge. clap. sing like no one's listening. drum on the seat in front of me. thank God.

Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. - Matthew 5:7

Them: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Me: Of course you can come to church with me! I'll save you a seat!